Hollow Earth
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
If you have an extra $18,500 laying around you can sign up for an expedition to enter our Hollow Earth from the North Pole. Departure is scheduled for June 26, 2005.
At Murmansk, Russia, (at about 33 E Longitude, 69 N Latitude) expedition members will board a world class Nuclear Icebreaker, a literal motel on ice, with the utmost in comfort and amenities, that has 75,000 horsepower, and cuts through the arctic ice like butter.
A side note from the expedition crew ”*Please note that if we are unable to find the Polar opening, we will be returning via the New Siberian Islands to visit skeleton remains of exotic animals thought to originate from Inner Earth.”
Translation: “Thanks for the money pal, we will never find the opening so we are going to show you some dead animals instead .. it will be fun, we promise.”
If you don’t have the cash you can apparently enter the hollow earth from Kentucky Mommoth Cave, in south-central Kentucky. So save yourself a few bucks and just go to Kentucky. There is no way the North Pole has HillBilly Hound Fun Park.
Marty and Sid Krofft may have been on to something with Land of the Lost ... Were the sleestak some advanced race from the center of the earth?