Dean Wormer Dies at 72
Friday, February 04, 2005
Actor John Vernon, who played Dean Wormer in the classic “Animal House,” died this past Tuesday. Some of Dean Wormers classic lines:
Cut the horseshit, son. I’ve got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
As of now they’re on Double SECRET Probation!
Mr. Blutarski. . . . Zero point zero.