An Epiphany, Sort Of

I have a Business Degree and am currently getting a Masters in Software Engineering.  I am a self-taught programmer who has been creating web-based applications for close to 10 years.  I have always had the mindset that less is more.  Anytime I am coding I am always looking for easiest way to do it and in a way using the least amount of code.  I am a business man first.  Time to market is important, so creating tons of code which try to handle any possible scenario is a waste of time.  Spending hours on end trying to create generic reusable code that will most likely be used for only specific task is insane.

My past few jobs have caused me a great deal of stress.  All the code written has been over engineered.  The original architects have taken Rapid Development out of the picture when they thought all the ?cool? things they built would speed it up.  There is a formula: UH = W ? if it ugly and it is hard it is WRONG!

Over the past week I have had several conversations with some friends, all of who are self-taught programmers.  We put all our experiences with this together and realized the common denominator is people with Computer Science degrees.  I swear some of them think that if the solution is too easy it can?t be right.  Yes that is a massive generalization but these are our experiences.

There was one guy I recently worked with who actually took a tag based language (Cold Fusion) and recreated the majority of the tags.  He had his own tag, he actually replaced common HTML tags with his own.  One of the reasons was because if the tag ever changed he could just change his 1 tag and everything would work.  So instead of working on new code to push the company forward he spent untold hours recreating Cold Fusion tags.  Not only did it bring the system to a crawl, every new hire had to learn his tags.

I needed to vent. My new mantra is - You Arent Gonna Need It.

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WHDH Channel 7 Boston

A commercial I just saw on Channel 7 Boston struck me as very disturbing.  I am just going to post to letter I sent them regarding it instead of retyping it all.

I just saw your news commercial at 9:40am and I must say it is a bit in bad taste.  You show all these horrible events, kid gets shot and people who know him talking, robberies, and accidents.  You then exclaim you get it first!  Good for you, you know how to find the most depressing stories the fastest.  Not only do you find them first you love to replay them over and over in your commercial.  I am sure all those people who have endured those events are so happy to see them over and over again on your station. 

This commercial showed people crying that a kid was shot, a women who feared for her life during a robbery, accidents, etc.  I guess misery sells too.

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USA Fitness

This is why America is Fat via MetaFilter.

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