If Only This Were Possible
Sunday, November 28, 2004
Actual conversation between my wife and 2 1/2 year old.
Cailyn: Mama you need to change my diaper.
Debbie: Did you poop?
Cailyn: Yes. Oh, no, just gas. We should hurry to the gas aisle!
Debbie: You mean the gas station?
Cailyn: Yes. The car needs some gas.
Debbie: Oh baby it’s not the same kind of gas. It’s really called gasoline--it’s more like water, people gas is more like air.
Cailyn: Oh, well the car needs some poop gas.
If I could some how make this work I would keep my SUV forever…